MITCH LOVES THE HITS OF 2002!
Wherein MITCH LOVITZ counts down the 50 most requested song of 2002 on WBST 109.5 FM...And the Winner is ?????
MY SNOWY VALENTINE
Wherein HANK spins a bunch of gooey love songs and sex jams. If you consider Mogwai gooey and Flying Saucer Attack sexy...PLUS +++ A new episode of TALES OF BRAVE MOHASKI...
Wherein HANK MOHASKI spins a solid hour of his favorite "classic" KISS songs from back when he was young, foolish, and a soldier in the KISS ARMY. We swear this is the last episode dedicated to KISS ever...It's out of our system...
Wherein TITS McQUEEN drinks enough cough syrup to soothe a horse, and podbot booth announcer TREVOR HASTINGS 4.1 is forced to take over the airwaves of WBST, which he fills with Thrash and Speed and Death Metal. TITS sleeps. The END.
SONGS FOR DICK IN MAY
Wherein HANK spins a bunch of songs about war and death. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED in Iraq, May 2nd, 2003.
BIGFOOT [HEARTS] PROG
Wherein our good friend BIGFOOT spins a devilishly clever hour of moldy progressive rock...
AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE BUTTERSCOTCH THRESHOLD
Wherein HANK finally gives away all the important secrets of THEE BUTTERSCOTCH THRESHOLD, including the name of the Polish butcher where Hank gets his liverwurst and bacon.
A MUST for your collection!
WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION!
Wherein HANK MOHASKI blathers about his month in Spain and plays selections from the main iPod playlist from his trip...
PLUS+++ A visit from COUNT DRACULA!!!!!
THEE BST BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL 2003
Wherein HANK spins a bunch of tasteful INDIE POP music for discerning college students, and discusses the care and maintenance of pipes with DJ ZEUS...
PLUS +++ NAME THAT BAND with DAN DIERDORF...
WAR! GOOD GOD Y'ALL!
Wherein DADA DESTROYS OCTOBER and HANK already opposes the next war...After this war...The one in IRAN...Or possibly SYRIA...PLUS +++ WHAT'S IN WALTER'S BRIEFCASE and some commercials...
Wherein ORNETTE YUKAHIRO visits HANK MOHASKI and they tool around with a beta version of the latest HANKATRON, and things go decidedly wrong...The soundtrack to failure...
THEE 2003 IMMACULATE EJACULATE SPECTACULAR!
Wherein DJ ZEUS dusts off his immortal record collection to bring us a solid hour of groovy holiday music, plenty of commercials, and an interview with BABY JESUS that gets interrupted by a drunken WALTER ARMSTRONG.