VOLUME 13

JANUARY 2003

MITCH LOVES THE HITS OF 2002!

Wherein MITCH LOVITZ counts down the 50 most requested song of 2002 on WBST 109.5 FM...And the Winner is ?????

VOLUME 14

FEBRUARY 2003

MY SNOWY VALENTINE

Wherein HANK spins a bunch of gooey love songs and sex jams.  If you consider Mogwai gooey and Flying Saucer Attack sexy...PLUS +++ A new episode of TALES OF BRAVE MOHASKI...

VOLUME 15

MARCH 2003

ARMY YEARS

Wherein HANK MOHASKI spins a solid hour of his favorite "classic" KISS songs from back when he was young, foolish, and a soldier in the KISS ARMY.  We swear this is the last episode dedicated to KISS ever...It's out of our system...

VOLUME 16

APRIL 2003

THRASH NAP

Wherein TITS McQUEEN drinks enough cough syrup to soothe a horse, and podbot booth announcer TREVOR HASTINGS 4.1 is forced to take over the airwaves of WBST, which he fills with Thrash and Speed and Death Metal.  TITS sleeps.  The END.

VOLUME 17

MAY 2003

SONGS FOR DICK IN MAY

Wherein HANK spins a bunch of songs about war and death.  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED in Iraq, May 2nd, 2003.

VOLUME 18

JUNE 2003

BIGFOOT [HEARTS] PROG

Wherein our good friend BIGFOOT spins a devilishly clever hour of moldy progressive rock...

VOLUME 19

JULY 2003

AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE BUTTERSCOTCH THRESHOLD

Wherein HANK finally gives away all the important secrets of THEE BUTTERSCOTCH THRESHOLD, including the name of the Polish butcher where Hank gets his liverwurst and bacon.  

A MUST for your collection!

VOLUME 20

AUGUST 2003

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION!

Wherein HANK MOHASKI blathers about his month in Spain and plays selections from the main iPod playlist from his trip...

PLUS+++ A visit from COUNT DRACULA!!!!!

VOLUME 21

SEPTEMBER 2003

THEE BST BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL 2003

Wherein HANK spins a bunch of tasteful INDIE POP music for discerning college students, and discusses the care and maintenance of pipes with DJ ZEUS...

PLUS +++ NAME THAT BAND with DAN DIERDORF...

VOLUME 22

OCTOBER 2003

WAR! GOOD GOD Y'ALL!

Wherein DADA DESTROYS OCTOBER and HANK already opposes the next war...After this war...The one in IRAN...Or possibly SYRIA...PLUS +++ WHAT'S IN WALTER'S BRIEFCASE and some commercials...

VOLUME 23

NOVEMBER 2003

EPIC FAIL

Wherein ORNETTE YUKAHIRO visits HANK MOHASKI and they tool around with a beta version of the latest HANKATRON, and things go decidedly wrong...The soundtrack to failure...

VOLUME 24

DECEMBER 2003

THEE 2003 IMMACULATE EJACULATE SPECTACULAR!

Wherein DJ ZEUS dusts off his immortal record collection to bring us a solid hour of groovy holiday music, plenty of commercials, and an interview with BABY JESUS that gets interrupted by a drunken WALTER ARMSTRONG.