MITCH LOVES THE HITS OF 2001!
Wherein MITCH LOVITZ counts down the most requested songs on WBST 109.5 FM during 2001, plus the very first TALES OF BRAVE MOHASKI...HOTCHA! indeed...
HANK'S DESERT ISLAND SAMPLER
Wherein HANK MOHASKI plays songs from the ten albums he would take with him to a deserted island, but the man himself doesn't get into the mix this time due to a serious microphone dilemma...
SHITFACED WITH CORY
Wherein HANK gets shitfaced with his old friend CORY, and they sit around bullshitting about the good ol' days and spin songs by bands like STARZ and APRIL WINE. Then they have a battery fight and the microphone gets busted.
ALL SONGS BERRY BUCK MILLS STIPE
Wherein HANK spins a solid hour of his (sentimental) favorite band of all time, R.E.M., straight from their IRS years to Hank's heart (and yours). A MUST!!!!!
Wherein we are witness to the whitest hour of radio ever broadcast. Featuring WBST weatherman WALTER ARMSTRONG.
PLUS +++ MITCH LOVITZ broadcasting live from a butterfly exhibit at Olbrich Gardens.
BIGFOOT LOVES WISCONSIN IN JUNE
Wherein our good friend BIGFOOT (yes, our good friend) regales one and all with tales of his travels throughout northern Wisconsin...
PLUS +++ a bunch of JACKSON BROWNE (???) tunes...
Wherein HANK eats butterscotch pudding for an hour or so. Also includes songs by Ween, They Might Be Giants and many others, some golden puking, and finally, hallucinations of WINONA that leave Hank in the fetal position, softly sobbing.
TAMMY IS SUCH A BITCH!
Wherein HANK spends the better part of an hour bitching about one of his ex-girlfriends and spinning shitty music from 1981.
THEE BST BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL 2002
Wherein DJ ZEUS eats shrooms with a couple of college co-eds, on air, then seduces them (and the WBST 109.5 FM audience)
with his ancient charisma and the immortal righteousness of his record collection. Triple sexy.
THE LEGEND OF HAT CREEP
Wherein HANK frightens everyone half-to-death with his retelling of the Legend Of HAT CREEP. Featuring plenty of Hat Creep music, naturally.
Wherein ORNETTE YUKAHIRO (the smarter half of TAPE JAZZ MASSACRE) simply serves up the "studio version" of KISS ALIVE!...Brilliantly simple. Simply brilliant.
A STOCKING FULL OF COAL
Wherein HANK spins a bunch of irreverent holiday songs and recounts all the ways he fucked up throughout 2002 and why he doesn't deserve anything "wicked cool" for Christmas...
PLUS +++ WALTER ARMSTRONG with a special weather bulletin.