Hoi Polloi

King Of Junk

The Junk Kings

Kohlrabi

The Boogaloo Jews

Tenor Halo

Flicker Ghosts

The Drunken Hunters

Poofter

The Rude Beggars

Buck & The Herd

Tectonic Plates

Melting Army Men

Steve Stetson - Singing Cowboy Superhero

Shovel

Shovel Knievel Off The Pavement

Shovel Knievel

Watching Scotty's Dick Grow

Family Goat

Frog Tongue Monday

Dick-Welders

The Crossroaders

Cheerleader Pile

Konk

Electronic Systems Command

Yoink!

Brup!

Reuben Kincaid

Daddynut

Three Bean Salad

Ten Bean Soup

Soup

The Menthol Kings

Three-Legged Dog

Blind Margaret Skedaddle

New Wave Hookers

Doink

Donk

Qua

The Wicked Undead

The Charming Devils

I Can't Believe It's Not Gary!

Hock Ptui

Clark Kunt

Ass Rocket

Sally's Nasty Habits

The Bangkoks

The Bangcocks

Mucous Shaft

Lap-Bone

Sloppy Fish

Kinky Devil

The Kinky Devils

Hypotenuse

R.E.M. Speedwagon

Vince! Vins! Vintz!

Hingis

The Cockaholics

The Cunturians

Damn Sissies

Sissypants

Sofa Ghosts

Sofa Cats

Lap Cats

MugWump

Muwah

Arvid

The Timothy's

Dynamo Sphincters

Beautiful Godzilla

SwissSquatch

Sasquatchtica

Endless Placenta

1,000,000 Fleeing Japanese

Binder

Cheese Binder

Goldtooth Honky

Boo Hiss

Mao-Tse Bong

Mer

Global Gluey Goats

The Ponytails

The Burnouts

Justice For Ron

Vince

Smugmonsters

Huge Unit

Hank's Huge Unit

Jim's Nose Shadow

Nose Shadow

The Hot-Tempered Sous Chefs

The Brave Elvis' Of The Sky

The Grand Band of Bland Bran

The Minty Cows

Cheese-Fed Wench

Dykesquatch

Sixteen Glistening Amphibians

Leather Bitch

Black Wolf Orchestra

Glitter Toads

Aggressor

Musclehead

Big Red Man

The Glory Hounds

Everlasting Armpit

The Members Fickle

Witch's Tit

Crazy Ray

Spock Johnson

Germ Daddy

Mumniti

Sinistral Minstrels

Hot-Buttered Elves

Dragon Lotion

Maltese Hard-on

Phalange

Delicious Spies

Choosy Mothers

Giraffe

Mourning Star

Marrow

Dingus

Bloody Baked Potato

The Booger-Eaters

Hussy Manipulator

Dutch Dust

None Of The Above

Alice's Restaurant Chain

Staub

Gordy Staub

SideshowBobDylanThomasJeffersonAirplane

Car 54

Gunther

The Jack-Offs

The Corduroy Connection

Mack Daddy G. Gordy Staub

The Weiners

The Super Weiners

Super Weiner

The Weenies

The Super Weenies

Greasy Weenie

Led Zeppelin

Hot Lizard

Fat Pants

Vince Is God

Oobleck

The Bed Bugs

Bug

Interstellar Steamroller

Voodoo Butter

Mel Bay

Mel Bay's Bastard Stepchild

Mel Bay's Evil Twin

Mel Bay's Identical Cousin

Mel Bay's Mom

Blind Mel Bay

Hal Leonard's Houseboys

Hot, Naked Aliens!

Schultz

Moby Bong

Pete Stoyanavich

Stoyanavich

Screambutt

The Hyperextended

The Infamous Seattle Toilet Shark

The Latchkey Kid Association Singers

JFKFC

Oldsmobuick

Big Stiffy

Toadsexy

Turds Like Butter

The Speaks

Shadow Puppets

Urinal Cake

Hand Shadow

Ham Shadow

ZIRYAB

Anal Pore

Barnyard Geeks

Trout Dogs

Yard Children

The Non-Believers

Tuna Jam

Hurl Jam

Mandy Patinkin

Harry Starker & The Naked Parade

The Skivvies

Spam Jam

Yellow Kangaroo Portable

Wads Of Apollo

Black Spock

Anal Vortex

Rudy In His Underwear

Rudy On The Sofa

Rudy Rudy Rudy

Rudy

Rudy Rents A Recliner

Rudy Can't Fail

Rudy Goes To Jail

Rudy Sez Go Fish

Tokin' Rudy The Token Mexican Pimp

Cunanan

Bastard Donut

Gun-Totin' Lunatic Army

The Zanzibar Cheap Band

Blue Neon Jesus

The Everlasting Gobstoppers

Gobstopper

Concrete Enema

Judo Hairdressers

Ass Puncher

The Ass Punchers

Bloody Farts

Brain of Terror

The Mint Spies

Grabass Monkey Shenanigans

The Maximum Dandies

Hey, Baby!

SWM

7 Inch Ruler

The 7 Inch Rulers

Pleasure Plunger

Town Krier

Unka Chunka

Fringe

A Sometimes Chad

Eek! Canadians!

The ButterScotch Threshold

The Hempies

Rudy Bambalancha & The Hoppers

Tremelo Saints

Gift Horse

Fire Horse

Greased Banana Slug

Castronova

Bixby

Kit'n'Kaboodle

Finagle

The Grease Birds

Skibida

The Chunders

Flop

Hairy Joy

Legolith

The Vegamatics

The Vibramatics

Those Amazing Foreheads

Pimping Vince

Soapy Grinder

Saucepatch

Moke

Anal Cleft

Nutcharles

Cheeseless Death

The Minimum Aluminum Geraniums (The MAGs)

Lindy Martinez

Lindy Martinez Still Has My Fucking Nightranger Albums

Whalehead

Fake A Shit

The Broken Seals

Magic Manure

The Chorus Of Endless Joy

Alien Brain Chiggers

Philip K. Dick

Philip K. Dickless

Blu Fu Ko

Lesbian Eskimos

Toy Lizard Saxophone Man

Biting Midge

A Donkey Kinda Love

Jerk The Monkey

The Crazy 8-Balls

Barabbus

Elvis Leper

Elvis Leprosy

The Jumpin' Jehosavats

His & Her Matching Pancreas'

Boris The Dildo

Kirk Tatnall Trio

Timothy Wooden Igloo

Ape Girl

Flivver

House Dick Jasper

Schram

Monkey Helper

El Fucko

The Incredible, Edible 44 D's

The Testicles

Schram's Clam Spam

Linus

GutGut

The Lugs

The Lugz

The Lugnuts

LUGNUT

Fuckville 53137

Droll Butchery

.38 Special Sauce

Gaul Pundrum

Dale Grap's Lazy Eye

The Glenn Holtz Experience

The Pumpsie Green Collective

Craig & The Crags

The Reverend Screamin' Ben Jenkins & His Screamin' Unit

The Reverend Jenkins Choir

Craigula

WORLD TIT AUTHORITY

The Wanton Maggots

Vince Rules!

Those Darn Seacows

Grape Ghandi

Dark Fist

Dark Trick

Toilet Honcho

Honcho Gary

The Orbs

The Orbz

EXP

Shipping & Handling

Stationwagon

Jack Koby, P.I.

PhishPhuck

PhuckPhish

The Stylish Fuck-Ups

Ditch Queen

The Soccer Moms

Amazingly Flexible

Hat Creep

Ungent

Ted Ungent

Hamburger Helpless

22 Clowns

Sherbet

Mr. Delecti

Spike Brady

Silk Kilt

Naked Incognito

Zor Winkie Shrine

Zor Shrine

Alannis' Anus

Bong Jones, Jr.

Apache Snatch

Jack Dracula

Chained Flannel

Unchained Flannel

Flannel Unchained

Brady 69

A Very Brady 69

Prairie-du-Chien

Saukville

Ixonia

Waubeka Transit Authority

Jefferson Sewerage District #2

Intrapink Ultrapurple

WOOD

Sour Virgin

The Chevrons

Uranus Ate It

Clown Pounder

Clown Powder

Clown Chowder

The Split Infinitives

Parnes

Roy

Peppermint Dildo

The Jazzholes

Sizzling Tandoor

Fagwave

Jacques Custodian

Lickboy

The Lickboys

Flesh Lollipops

Assandwich

Jade Stalk & The Dragon Pearls

Dogpile

Denver Pyle

Woodsports

Bloody Blood Blood

Goofy Pecker

Things That Ooze

Big Rock Candy Fatla

Borissimo Von Sasquatch

Entering Joyce

Priscilla's Nerve Pills

Goiter Pills

Nerve Pill

Swollen Purple Normans

Leonardo Decapitated

FAT

Atomic Pavarotti

James Street

Blunderbuss

Polyunsaturated

Me & 23 Sorority Sisters Stuffed In A Carmen Ghia

Centrifugal Phlegm Bucket

Ex Nihilo

Pickle Frisky

The Frisky Pickles

The Boy In The Pink Mouse Suit

Caution: Hot

Caution: Hot When Hot

Rhinestone Jewboys

Polyunsaturated Phat

The Infected

Crap Rules Everything Around Me

The Narcissticrats

Dinosaur Victrola

Plug Uglies

Cootie Bag

Dickslap

Monolithic Biscuit

The Pink Swirling Angels Of The Blue Mists

Kicking Midgets

Voluminous Effluvia

Honda Talc

Sony Christ

Hitler

The Chug-A-Lug Happy Time Combo

Da Pukers

Heroic Martinis

Sparky's Magic Trampoline

Sparky's Magic Torque Wrench

Sparky's Magic Gold Tooth

Acchoo

SEED

4 Out Of 5 Doctors

The Fifth Doctor

Doctor #5

Butt Chili

Deep Jacket

Egg Socket

Pineapple Wig Stand

Penis, Anyone?

Dennis, Anyone?

Fweep

Stainless Chocolate Warthog

Kung-Fu Grip

Pretzel Silo

Virus

Necromantix

White Violence

Led Leppard

Wizard Hootch

95 Brains

The Uber Vulvas

Cheesefilter

Cheesefitter

The Banana Kabooms

Vinceroni - The San Francisco Treat

The Idiotics

M-31

WD40

10W40

10W30

K-2

X-(-Y)

4

7

19.95

12966

40 oz.

KR-3

33 1/3 Demons

2x4

23-6

K-19

P53

IO88

7 of 9

Swineherder

Spite

Me, Inc.

Looger Clap

Alice Floyd

What's With Mario's Hair?

The Juice Weasels

The Parasitic Nature

Jerry's Parasitic Nature

The Girlie Tamers

KISSHOLE

The Fairies

JuJu Paw

A Streetcar Named Toby

They Might Not Be Giants

GREAT BIG THUMB

Vegas Meat

Coming Out Both Ends

Duo-Tang

Dan Of Grafton

The Artist Formerly Known As Dan Of Grafton

Dan Of The Greater Milwaukee Metropolitan Area

Picnic Affiliates

Basil's Skull Mug

Niggerpile

Blind Marshall Half-Stack

Led Halfstack

Half-Past Your Ass

Kit Campfire & The Smoky Joes

Eat Pump

Kaboom!

Larry's Pickled Eggs

Sweetpea Vivian Able

Henry & The Hellbenders

Teenage Lobotomy

Surge

The Straw Men

The Straw Fiddlers

Little Jimmy Cakefingers

Dog Cheats To Win

Cheat Dogs To Win

Cheat To Win Dogs

Win To Cheat Dogs

Dog Cheats

Squirrel Nemesis

Poto Sai

Brainless & Naked

Echelon

Wumpus

Screaming Yellow Jaundice

Insex

Soggy Bottom Ass Ranch

Ham Judo

Satan's Masseuse

Vincelicious

The Borg

BORG

Evil Trousers & The Haunted Shirts

RV's On Parade

DORK

BORG DORK

DORK BORG

Shoot Yer Batch

Unbounded Joy

Slaw

Bison Recruiter

Impeded Jack Ends

Our Lead Singer Had A Nose Job

Caustic Crackwind

BORK

Estimated Guru

Estimated Gurus

Doldrums

Texaco Hobo

The Fartknockers

BIG SLOW TURD

Beavis Christ

Dose

Flopsweat

Silly Rabbit

S.O.B.

Mystery Fez

The Floppers

Whopping Flopper

Silly Bitch

The Nads

The Nadz

The Maggots

Zombie Fire

Zombie Crutch

Zombie Crutch Fire

Blind Marshall Half-Stack

The Velveeta Maids

The Soul Suckas

Bum Biddily Bum

We Get Laid More Than All Of You Put Together

Cream-Filled Long John

Chocolate Long John

The Long Johns

Fuckstick

Fuse Logic

Bugcake

Vincebus Erectus

The Yazzihampers

Tillie's Punctured Romance

The Rat Finks

Noisy Star Men

Hippacanarius

The Grim Imps

Grim Imp

Hillary's Clit

Shark

Fashion Junkies

The Four Skins

Idiot Savants

Crab Whacker

Fuckin' Trees!

Glaukus Voil

Black Dog

Curried Butt Gusts

Goat Loader

Goat Poker

Goat Choad

Ass Handle

Lard-Ass Todd

Huba-Blub

Jag Wuss

Wuss Jag

Urbane Gorillas

Stink

Stinkfinger

Stinkwrist

The Tartar Blockers

The Many Beards Of Joy

Flying The Pearts

Tigermilk

Exploding Fifi's

The Bong Of Four

The Raving Dynamos

Buttsnarfer

Buttplunger

Platonic Shotguns

The Leathernecks

The Roughnecks

InsideOut

Warlord Jeff

Guappo

GhostRocket

BushCake

BubbleGun

Snuggly Fat Chicks

The Recommended Daily Allowances

The Smoking Seven

The Darden & Clark Expedition

Pinky Punk & The Pink Punks

Mylar Suckbird

The Guardians Of Good Taste & High Living

Me & My Army

Green Gorillas

Sex With Moose & Squirrel

Captain Jack

Chunky Milk

Date Fart

The Infamous Date Fart

The Inevitable Date Fart

Soupbone

Soupbone Higley

Canker

Festering Canker

Carbuncle

Baloney Pony

Tony Baloney Pony

Tony Pony

Melchizedek

Purple Monkey Dishwashers

Orange Hippopotamus Stapler

Triple Panda Milkshake Flambe'

Green Sloth Scrub Brush

Les Schwab

Led Schwab

Jism

The Heapers

Horace Greeley

The Debeakers

Chicken Jism

Horse Badortes

Burl

The Rectal Thermometers

Detonator

The Rectal Detonators

Kumquat

Cumsquat

The Kupekais

Steve Peplin & The Porno Nazi Nuns From Planet M-31

The Anti-Nons

Manny & His 50 Chicken Choir

Chim Chim

Victor Lobster

Mighty Sphincter

Fonzie Applicator

Slippery Vixens

Here's A Mint For Your Ass

The Speed Dealers

Whoa, Nelly!

Esspresso Expressway

Earl Jacobson's House Of Salmon

Spook

...And Skunks!

The Shit Piss Fuck Brigade

The Death Fuckers Who Fuck With Death

The Cupcakes

Black Cupcake

Fag Farm

Thang

Cuckoo

Playground Pimps

Nazi Underpants

McGee

Flying Leg Drop

Slugshake

Fine Young Telemarketers

Fine Young Prostitutes

Fine Young Cable Installers

Fine Young Janitors

Fine Young Fraternity Brothers

Fine Young Sacrifices

TIT

Futile God

Hot, Rotting Hobo

Meat Gas

Grailerburger

Chicken-Flavored

Nancy Pants

Ooze Juice

Easy Lip

Zae-Ball's Kids

Four Young Men With Goattees

Three Young Men With Goattees And A Chick On Bass

Cool Suck

Custom Pipe Benders

The Crazy Antics

The Antics

Cadaver Pudding

Swords Reversed

Sex Rebel X

The Young Tyrants

The Tyrants

Lady Die

Ass Hammer

Grateful Jerry's Dead

Collective Crap

Tony Fetish

Loris

Bee Hat

Bobby Chat

The Universal Tit

Geophasic Cephalic

Oh My! Superman's Got A Cramp!

The Sufferin' Fools

One Megaton Migraine

Nobby Crunt

The Big Red Retard

Bung Monkey

Wookie Cookie

The Wookie Cookies

ISDN

Sphincter Goo

Fancy Jack & His Orchestra of Overheated Aggression

Honey Nut Dildos

Dr. Pecker

The Pepper Pimps

Repeater

The Repeaters

The Repeaters Repeat

Salmon Slippers

The Full-Flavored Five

Derelict Randy

Ike Mettler's Jazz Pile

Stub Humper

Yo Mama & The Papas

The Flaming Farts

The Foaming Farts

Sir Dick

The Ngano Horns

Nagano Horn Crush

Green Mono Armpit Method

Survival Of The Tasteless

BOOG

 

The Ghosts Of Alien Dinosaurs

 

The Exploding Ghosts Of Alien Dinosaurs

 

The Exploding Ghosts Of Alien Dinosaurs On Fire

 

The Exploding Ghosts Of Hot, Naked Alien Robot Dinosaurs With Guns On Fire 

That Can Travel Through Time And Appear As Problem-Solving Angels In Human Form And Are Gay

 

Scump

Mutant Sideshow Freaks

Lucious Kevin & The Meat Patrol

Cactus Cunts

Hardcore Legends

Red Granite

The Jolly Inspector Of Manholes

Livestock Mansion

Gyspy Dave & The Blowtorches

Thou Romeos

...And You Shall Know Us By The Chick On Bass

MAD USA

Hoopla!

Southside Polack & The Ass-Buried Dicks

Judd Twister

The Blowhards

The Fucking Blowhards

Sage Paste

Rydzewski

Fatty Four Eyes

Loose Caboose

Coffee Pipe

Bad Leo

El Men

Mr. Ridiculous

Medieval Knieval

The Prawns

Rotten Pigmy Odor

Butt Owl

Bunny Plague

One Ton Ho

Pork Hatch

Bulletbutter103

Tender Favorites

Moist & Tender Favorites

Dork Batch

Gypsytype

Tunnel Chug

The Dix Of Dookieland

Gilda Grey Of Cudahy

The Fucking Jerks

Congo Brothers

Mingus Hex

Talos IV

Led Peplin

The Slack-Jawed Rednecks Who Share A Tooth, A Gun,

And A Wife/Sister/Cousin

Troll Society

The Troll Association

Monosyllabic Gas

Dumb Luck

Things You Can Smoke

Buck Franzen & His 12-Pack Orchestra

Summus Caccoonus

CRUMB

The Threatles

Smoove Henry

Chicken Pick-Up

NyukNyuk

Purple Pat Morita

Stevie Ray Wonder

America's Black Presidents

Big Pile Of Marmaduke Puke

The Dukes Of Pork

The Pork Dukes

Chicken Stapler

Alan Make Stinky

Corky Make Stinky

Gumby Spartacus

Ass Storm

Fuzzy Cud

Sucky Ninjas

Wet Cats

Steubing

Stutter To Dink

Butter To Mink

Mutter To Sink

Clutter To Pink

Flutter To Kink

Gutter To Shrink

Cutter To Stink

But

Anal-Ease

Super Deluxe Sexy Rockstars

BOOT

Nicodemus The Swarthy Negro Folksinger

Liquid Bone Mommifiers

Velour Shaft

The Fat Chicks

Smokestack

The Leaking Mules

Erik Castrata

Mildew Vector

Sows & Cows

Diet Smoke

Gosh

Sigh

Robot Brains

Fluid Lucifer

Beatfarm

Milkcow Gothic

The Slicks

 

Jazzcrank

Jazzbots

Jazzass

Jazzbopolis

Hot-Buttered Jazz Pimps

Jazzpoofters

Jazzhammer

The Jazz Skull

Jazz Puss

Jazz-9MM

Jazznauts

Jazztit

Fists Of Jazz

Jazz O'Lantern

Jazz Nazis

Jazz Christ

JazzQuitter

Tape Jazz Massacre

JazzBrain

JazzLap

Screaming Fascist Jazz Dictators

JazzFinger

Jazzcula

Jazzenstein

Jazztoe

Almond Jazz

Jazz Maps

Jazz Hat

Magic Jazz Hat

Jazzcake

Jazz Hookers

Jazz Gas

Jazz Lips

Cracked Jazz Lips

Jazzpants

Jazz Dicks

Jazz Plague

Jazz Hatch

Jazz Jerk

Jazzbone

Jazz Devils

Jazz Stink

Jazznut

Rock-hard Jazz Army

Flaming Jazz Crap

Jazzlobber

Jazzinator

Truckload Of Jazz

Five Car Jazz Pile

Liquidated Jazz

Jazzfluid

Sexually-Transmitted Jazz

Wookies Of Jazz

Jazztoad

Jazz Squealers

Jazz Vader

Jazzvalve

Jazz Salvo

Jazz Mint

Jazzocrats

Newton's Second Law Of Hard Bop

Jazzgeek

Jazzdork

Jazzfag

Jazzwuss

Wussjazz

Ten Inch Jazz Nails

Jazz Finger

Jazz Pooter

Jazz Davis, Jr.

Jazzgun

Flying Jazz Drop

Jazzfuck

Nocturnal Jazz Emissions

Jazz Pipe

Jazzbubble

Jazz, LLC

Those Stubborn Jazz Stains

Jazz Pill

Franklin Delano Jazzeveldt

Ten Pound Tumor Of Jazz

Gore Jazz

Death Jazz

Grind Jazz

Speed Jazz

Thrash Jazz

New Wave Of British Heavy Jazz

Honey-glazed Jazz

 

Dahmer

Tim Shortbuska

Elvis Bin Laden & The Crusaders

Bug-Eyed Slut

Stone Temple Penis

Fixation On Fisting

Polyester Platypus

Tina & The Tube Tops

Those Aren't Coconuts And That's Not A Plantain!

Army Of Watts

Faceplant

Banana Creme Bottle Rocket

Windchill Factor

The Inserts

The Rock-Hard Giants

Swarming Midgets

Zulu Mimes

Mini-Cheetah

Anusitis

The Pissdicks

Greasy Crease

Homo Hobos

The Hobosexuals

Kindergarten Romeos

Smegma

Dringoo Mungor

The Teetotalers

The Golden Lake Marching Oboe & Trombone Band  (Lucious Lunt, Conductor)

The Joey Redmond Extravaganza!

...And Starring Jerry Mathers As The Devil

Monkey Bung

Baboon Bung

Stand-In Cunt Double

Muy Yum

Famous Fascist Dictators

Famous Fascist Dictators For $500

Steve Adore & The Longshoremen

The Makers

Many Mighty Mikes

The Jason Salger Letdown

UTU FI

Ten Penny Squealers

Musk

Avant Noir

Gerunding

CORK

XMAS

My Other Tuxedo

The Uproars

The Twats

Princess Phil

Fat-Ass Jesus

Known Robots

Obligatory Niggas

Fucking Gas Bag

Best Death Ever

Apache Handlers

Collapse

Poisonous Etceteras

Jumbo Formations

Captain Vigor & The Hammersmith Wonders

Jars Of Clay Aiken

The Evil Spuds

Herbie The Asshole

The Chicken Cheddarjack Wraps

The Kick-Ass Asskickers

The Kick-Ass

Kick Ass

The Unkempt Youngsters

The Throbbing Squirm

Disco Savage

Disco Savages

Mr. Hinky Dink

Hinky Dink

The Chatter

Brad Wys

The French Hidden Buttock Agenda

Sweet Hot Legal Teens

The Handjobs

Insane Troll Logic

Soft Target

Patty Larceny & The Crime Wave

Proxy

Red Hot Mamas

The Harry Limes

The Hairy Limes

Shaved Gorilla

Hugh Givener-Johnson & The Afterglow

Hugh Givinchy-Johnson & The Disappointment

Rancid-182

Sick Lickers

Sick Lick

The Ice Cream Headaches

Thurston's Pet Band #26

Thurston's Pet

Bradley Bubblewrap

Mr. President

The Quivering Glisteners

Beefskull

The Foaming Beefskulls

Most Folks

 

 

*****THANKS TO:  Biff Hottmann, Nuts The Amazing Man, Sweetpea Vivian Able, Ike Mettler, Reverend Screaming Ben Jenkins, Gwyneth #2, Led Peplin, The Artist Formerly Known As Dan From Grafton, Mark X, Soapdish, Peter Hora, Ringo Winwood, Jason Salger, Tim Prohuska, Kirkus Maximus Tatnallus, Fred, Ben The Young Republican, Butzen, Soupbone Higley, Hodge DeBroots, Tits McQueen, Ricardo Haen, Den, Rando Mishgilman The Ninth, Uncle Smitty, Gorb, Nort Weston, Marino Tha Funky Latino, Thump, Thee Fractioneer *****